I WIN! (said in the most sarcastic, overwhelmed voice ever).
I was nominated to speak at our graduation ceremony for this years class of 2014….and after the students voted on the nominations…I won. I AM TERRIFIED!
Like terrified of saying the wrong thing, not being my authentic self, being so nervous I pull a Pitch Perfect and vomit all over the damn stage.
Maybe I can do it behind one of those silhouette screens, or like a large curtain from the Wizard of Oz. Maybe I can record a video and show it to the kids.
Time to write the most epic graduation speech ever. EPIC (bahahaha right).
Help a sister out!