For Saturdays Top 5 Laughs, hosted by The Mommyhood Chronicles.
Top 5 funny things said/overheard at my 10 year reunion last night.
5. Person 1: Wanna smoke some marijuana. Person 2’s quiet reply: It’s not weed anymore were too old and classy for that.
4. Awkward “hey I really have no clue who you are, wanna shot?”
3. Person 1: how’s your kids? Person 2: I don’t have any.
2. Do you see that old skinny guy stealing our food? This is his 2nd plate! Later that night, skinny guy says to his friends: man I was grubbing all over that buffet till I got caught.
1. I’m your bridesmaid bitch!